Shoes

Who doesn't love shoes !   We need them and they are important to your life..very important.

So, it doens't seem funny that when Dodger ( name has been changed for reasons soon to be evident ) arrives at Costco, it is the first place he stops.   
He often finds a great shoe ( white tennis shoe) and takes it home for a try.

Yes, it works, so he goes back to get a second pair. But wait, now they are not so comfortable so back to Costco and try again.

He is generous and has shared several pair with other guys who wear 10 1/2.   But, when you look in your closet and find 9 pair of white tennis shoes, it is time to let your wife sell them at the garage sale.  And yes,  they sold.

FF to the new week and getting ready for grandson's graduation party. "Well, I know what I am going to wear to the party, but all I have are black tennis shoes "
So off he went to the shoe store.  A little more expensive and ... WHAT?   you bought another pair of black tennis shoes?   

"Oh, I forgot I needed white, and these don't feel good "  They checked the size WHAT? 11 1/2.        " No wonder they don't feel right" 

Now, back to...

Enough said

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